During the year that I blogged over on my first blog, Sprigs, I managed to gain about 10 pounds. When I took a one-month break from that blog in September, I decided it was time to start moving rather than sitting in front of my computer every night. I began working out at the gym several times a week (I needed something to occupy my time since I wasn’t blogging), and I went on hikes with LoveShack every weekend. I lost 12 pounds that month, and I am still losing weight.
And can I just say, my ass looks amazing. It’s a fact that can’t be ignored. Apparently, it looks good enough for some guy at the Seattle Aquarium to point his video camera at it, because that’s exactly what happened to me yesterday when I was cooing at two adorable cuttlefish.
But not all is pretty, pretty, pretty as far as my newly slimmed and toned body is concerned.
Today, I have discovered that I am wrinkly. Much more wrinkly than I was a month ago. My hands look like they’ve aged 10 years, and don’t even let me near a mirror in a room that has bad fluorescent overhead lighting — which is exactly what we have in the women’s restroom at my workplace. I usually look a little yucky in that lighting. But now I look like an unskilled makeup artist has poorly drawn thick lines all around my eyes so I will appear decades older than I really am. Only there is no bad makeup artist, and I really do look like this.
A friend once told me that there’s an old saying: There comes a time when a woman must choose between her ass and her face. I didn’t understand that statement, but my friend explained it to me. As you age, she told me, your face looks much better if you are packing a little extra junk in your trunk.
I didn’t believe this was the case. But the way my face and hands look today indicate that adage is true, at least in my case.
I have a difficult decision to make, but I think I’m going to choose my ass. That’s because, at its best, my ass looks much better than my face ever could. Besides, LoveShack has really been fond of spanking me lately, and I can’t say I’m not a fan of the spanking.